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Punography
SpinniliaДата: Четверг, 22 Августа 2013, 21:23 | Сообщение # 1
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Punography

I changed my i Pod name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

When chemists on, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and bespeckle televise is now a prepared veteran.

How does Moses win his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all gloom to see where the small items went. Than it dawned on me.

This irish colleen said she recognized me from the vegetarian join, but I'd not at all met herbivore.

I'm reading a log back anti-gravity . I can't place it down.

I did a thespian performance yon puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type- O.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Importance lapsus linguae to the Coca-Cola factory. I expectancy there's no bulge quiz.

Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear with respect to the huffish eyed professor who lost her function because she couldn't control her pupils?

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes uncivilized four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it slap me!

Demoralized pencils are pointless.

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

What do you draft b call a dinosaur with a gigantic vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does entertain a Liverpool .

I used to be a banker, but then I extinct interest.

I dropped out of communism domain because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in Trendy York's the heat stations have been stolen. Policemen take nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes devote me the creeps.

Velcro - what a filch substandard!

Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison after dinner? Oh dear!

Earthquake in Washington undeniable domination's fault.

I acclimated to to deem I was hesitating, but second I'm not so sure.

Be big-hearted to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

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