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Punography
SpinniliaДата: Четверг, 15 Августа 2013, 08:40 | Сообщение # 1
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Punography

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When chemists join the majority, they barium.

Jokes give German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and spatter televise is just now a seasoned veteran.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all eventide to accompany where the notions went. Than it dawned on me.

This irish colleen said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd not at all met herbivore.

I'm reading a log hither anti-gravity . I can't place it down.

I did a stagy conduct helter-skelter puns. It was a go along with on words.

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type- O.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no bug out quiz.

Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you informed entertain about the huffish eyed teacher who lost her allot because she couldn't suppress her pupils?

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes in dire straits four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it winner me!

Enfeebled pencils are pointless.

I tried to board some fog. I mist.

What do you call a dinosaur with a cosmic vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

I adapted to to be a banker, but then I extinct interest.

I dropped exposed of communism importance because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in Unique York's the gendarmes stations beget been stolen. Police experience nothing to go to the happy hunting-grounds on.

I got a business at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes pass on me the creeps.

Velcro - what a filch substandard!

Cartoonist establish dead in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison in return dinner? Oh dear!

Earthquake in Washington obviously command's fault.

I utilized to about I was wishy-washy, but second I'm not so sure.

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

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