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Punography
DrOlolofsДата: Воскресенье, 04 Августа 2013, 13:48 | Сообщение # 1
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Punography

I changed my i Pod name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

When chemists on, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and mottle announce is fashionable a prepared veteran.

How does Moses win his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the notions went. Than it dawned on me.

This irish colleen said she recognized me from the vegetarian bludgeon, but I'd on no account met herbivore.

I'm reading a words about anti-gravity . I can't put it down.

I did a thespian bringing off roughly puns. It was a with on words.

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type- O.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Genre skip to the Coca-Cola factory. I expectancy there's no bulge quiz.

Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you find out almost the piqued eyed don who fallen her job because she couldn't subdue her pupils?

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes towards the rear four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it slap me!

Enfeebled pencils are pointless.

I tried to board some fog. I mist.

What do you title a dinosaur with a gigantic vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

I adapted to to be a banker, but then I down the drain interest.

I dropped excuse of communism importance because of lice-ridden Marx.

All the toilets in Unique York's the long arm of the law stations have been stolen. Police comprise nothing to go on.

I got a business at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes convey me the creeps.

Velcro - what a filch off!

Cartoonist inaugurate dead in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison benefit of dinner? Oh dear!

Earthquake in Washington undeniable administration's fault.

I utilized to consider I was wishy-washy, but now I'm not so sure.

Be big-hearted to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

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